Breakfast?

Ok, so, am I the only one who wonders why breakfast is called breakfast?  I got up this morning thinking, “Oh, I’m going to make breakfast sandwiches!” and half way through that thought, that’s when it hit me….

It’s 8 am, I don’t need a break, I just had a 12 hour break…and it’s not fast…It takes me a minute to make it.  I gotta fry the bacon, fry the egg, toast the bread, grate the cheese…

WHY THE FUCK IS IT CALLED BREAKFAST?!

Well, I wikipedia’d it, since it’s so reliable (not) and…well…fuck that, I’m not typing all that shit out, so follow this link.

So, my wife and I are discussing that it means that you’re breaking your fasting period since last evening’s meal and she fucks up shit by asking, “What if you’re one of those people who eat at night and don’t know it, or you stop sleeping for a midnight snack…”

I give up.